自慰

• No dildoing above me
  别在我上面自慰
• I am a poor man , but i have this consolation : i am poor by accident , not by design
  我是穷人，但我聊自慰的是：这是偶然，并非定局。
• It was gratifying to have inspired unconsciously so strong an affection
  一个人能在不知不觉中博得别人这样热烈的爱慕，也足够自慰了。
• One could always despise her even while one prostituted oneself to her , which was good
  我们甚至正在献身与他的时候，还可以轻蔑着她以求自慰。
• Koizumi : no , now they masturbate , so they are called the self - defence forces ( = masturbation forces )
  小泉：没有，他们现在都自慰，所以叫自慰队。
• Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands
  每年你会跟刚刚自慰完没洗手的6个男性握手。
• Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands
  每年你会跟刚刚自慰完没洗手的11个女性握手。
• Koizumi : because we all masturbate , that is to say , fuck ourselves , so we are called japanese ( = fuck self )
  小泉：因为我们都自慰，就是日自己，所以叫日本人。